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July 30 Hot Woman I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't
know. May 22 THE PALM READER Paul was ambling through a
crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Paul. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses." Masturbation on Cam March 03 MALE DRINKING HABITS The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get . Good Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid. Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something. White Zin: He's gay. |
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